It turned out that the HUSBAND’s playlist of erotic mood music promised much more than it could deliver.

After featuring songs from the likes of Barry White, Kendrick Lamar and Donna Summer on a playlist titled ‘SHAGGING’, Nathan Muir’s wife confirmed that he had set the bar too high for what he was capable of in bed.

Nicky Muir said: “God love triers and Nathan always does his best, but did he really think he had the moves to compete with Gett Off? Prince’s voice moved me far more than Nat’s clumsy attempts at dirty words.

“Salt-N-Pepa’s ‘Push It’ picked things up a bit as it brought a bit of levity to the situation, which was needed after his awkward attempt to look uptight and smoldering during Sade’s ‘The Sweetest Taboo’.”

“But then he started mumbling ‘Justify My Love.’ Madonna is great at that low seductive mumble, while Nathan just sounds like he’s trying to remember a Tesco shopping list.

“As for putting ‘WAP’ by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion on there, well, that was just stupid. I loved it but Nathan was so scared of them that he immediately lost his erection and we had to go downstairs and watch Emmerdale instead.’