The Guardian has a column called Judge You, which, as the title suggests, invites readers to give their verdict on various relationship dilemmas.
And this one straight from the top drawer, a woman, Astrid, who wrote because her boyfriend won’t stop farting.
You judge: Should my boyfriend stop farting in front of me? https://t.co/pJ3rEXs256
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Here is just a small part of what Astrid had to say.
“He was trying to fix the doorknob and said, ‘Oh no, it’s really squeaky,’ and he farted as he turned it. I don’t think it’s all that funny, but it’s his last trick. He has a very childish sense of humor even though he is 32 years old.
“I farted in bed by accident and was disfigured. I broke my rule, but it was an accident. Alexey overreacted. Mine are accidents; Alex just lets rip…
And a little from Aleksey’s answer.
“Faring is always funny and improves the mood. I’ve had some great fart-centered comic moments.
“On reflection, I actually find it funnier when one of my friends or I fart than when Astrid does. Is this sexism? Probably. I’m just being honest.”
Will it end well? Obviously you judge – you can read the whole thing here and it’s really worth a few minutes of your time.
It’s eliciting no end of comments – probably a lot more by the time you read this – but they’ll be hard pressed to top it.
“Farting in front of a fan to blow in someone’s face is elite level farting. Astrid needs to take advantage of the talents she clearly has.’
raibandana
The source Guardian
This Guardian Q&A about a boyfriend who won’t stop farting is today’s funniest read
