Rishi Sunak shot a teaser for a party political broadcast – 17 votes

In the distant past – well, not very distant, let’s be honest – they were called party-political programs.

These days, when it comes to Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, they have been renamed “addresses to the nation”.

Not only that, he made a teaser trailer just in case we weren’t excited about it already.

Watch my first broadcast to the nation as Prime Minister tomorrow on BBC and ITV 👇

pic.twitter.com/B9mMcyPpuO

– Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) January 10, 2023

Submit under the rubric “no words”. Luckily, these people had 17 answers worth upvoting.

1.

WE ARE AT WAR

— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) January 11, 2023

2.

“So you want to spend money during the cost of living crisis and your supposedly valuable time shooting a movie-style trailer for a speech you’re giving tomorrow, and you want it to look like a little boy called into the sinister headmaster’s office at night? “
Rishi – “Right” pic.twitter.com/EnyXhhJZpd

— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) January 11, 2023

3.

What kind of nonsense is this? You keep making these little vanity videos. They are a joke. You are a joke. This nonsense does not make you a statesman. It’s just tiresome PR for the pathologically gullible. Put away the recording kit and get to the damn work.

— Sarah Murphy (@13sarahmurphy) January 10, 2023

4.

I used to know an old school entertainer in Harlow who could do this, but it’s still impressive. Rishi does everything without moving his lips. Maybe next time he can do it while drinking a glass of water. https://t.co/fVwwfNveBm

— Otto English (@Otto_English) January 10, 2023

5.

When you’re done, I hope you returned that desk to the elementary school you borrowed it from.

— NewsThump (@newsthump) January 10, 2023

6.

The budget of Rishi Sunak’s personal political team will be as follows

surveys/focus groups: £20
PR Hacks: £0.05
A/B post testers: £10
gifts to journalists: £3,000
graphics/video design: £400,000

someone help me budget my batch is dying https://t.co/ExG812bPED

— George Santos, Democrat (@ElonMusgraves) January 10, 2023

7.

I’m not sure all the pretentious behind-the-scenes stuff helps you look like a prime minister.

— Dr. Bendor Grosvenor 🇺🇦 (@arthistorynews) January 11, 2023

8.

No, y’arite, as we say in leveled unlit shit

— Jo Lake (@Joanne_Lake) January 10, 2023

9.

Rishi released a teaser for his speech that looks like it’s the new season of Stranger Things, the scariest thing he’s done today https://t.co/XQvbL22KgQ

— Zack Ferguson (@zackferguson) January 10, 2023

10.

If it’s not an election, nobody cares.

— Dale (@Dalesphere) January 10, 2023